3 wife

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There's 3 men, all sitting at the bar in their local, suddenly the 1st guy turns an says ''i was looking for a pen in my wife's purse the other day and i found an empty packet of cigarettes, in 5 yrs of marriage i never knew she smoked ''
''oh yeh'' says the second guy ''just the other night i was goingg threw my wifes' bag an found an empty bottle of gin, in 10 yrs of marriage i never knew she drank '' ... sittingg their quietly for a while, the 3rd man then says ''this morning i was going threw  my wife's bag for my car keys, an i found an empty box of condoms, in 20 yrs of marriage i never knew the hussy had a willy ''